Bastobota without reality chara

There lived a wise Lawyer.
He entered politics at very early stage of his career. He always managed to grab a seat in the Government side no matter who was in power. The lawyer oneday went to bird hunting in rural areas of Savar after Saifur Rahman declared that seasonal birds are not welcomed in Bangladesh. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer came and asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a bird and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to get it back."

The old farmer whose name was Muzibur Rahman replied, "This is my property, and you are not welcome here."
The angry lawyer said, "I am one of the best lawyers in Bangladesh and a Member of the Parliament; if you don't let me get that bird, I'll sue you and take everything you have". The old farmer smiled and said," Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Savar. We settle small disagreements like this with the “Three Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the Three Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up." 
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the 75+ old farmer. He agreed to follow by the local custom, thinking he can take 3 kicks of this 75+ man and than beat the hell out of him in return.

The old farmer walked up to the lawyer. Amazingly, farmer’s first kick planted the toe onto the lawyer's 2 legs and dropped him to his knees. Farmer’s second kick to the midriff then made the lawyer loose his early morning breakfast. The farmer’s third kick sent him face first into a fresh cow pie.

The lawyer put every bit of his will & ability and managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his coat, he said, "Okay, Now it’s my turn."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Naaaaaah, I give up now. You can have the bird."