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Most Cheering news:

With dramatic changes in political situation of Nepal, the Maoist guerrillas are not only trying to return to regular lives, they are also looking for their life partners after passing years in the jungle with their fellow mates with no womanly touch.

Now they will have 2 commanders in their lives, one being the brutal but intellectual Maoist Leader, another is the in-house ‘wife commander’! Good luck bros. 

  

Most encouraging news:

Communication has lightened up the Rickshaw pullers’ daily work in Jaipur. Residents and tourists in the city started calling auto rickshaws with phones! Pink City Radio Taxi and an association of rickshaw drivers have joined hands to provide this new service in the city. Rickshaw pullers who join this initiative are given special phone sets, and a landline phone number would be displayed on the rear of their rickshaws. Initially the number is nominal but will increase in near future.

 

Most Discouraging date:

This June has seen 6-6-6.  This made some superstitious mothers to take steps to make sure their babies were not born on the most bedeviling of dates.  More than a dozen deliveries were postponed inNew York alone because of 666, which is said to be the "Number of the Beast" in the Book of Revelation. The next day however had a lucky number within 7-6-6.

So in the next year, hospitals around the world will have busy time during the first week of July (7-7-7).

  

Health tips:

If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.

 

Dhada (s) of the month:

A clock bells 5 times in 4 minutes. How many times will it chime in 10 minutes?

If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

 

Rohosho time:

A policeman was walking past a restaurant when he heard someone scream - "No Jabbar, not the gun!" He ran inside and saw a doctor, a lawyer, a milkman, and a dead body on the floor with bullet wounds. He promptly walked over to the milkman and arrested him. He didn't witness the shooting and there was no apparent evidence to prove who shot the person and no one told him who the killer was. How did the policeman instantly know it was the milkman?

 

Management moral with the story of 3 parrots:

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says:
“The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars”.
“Why does the parrot cost so much?” the customer asks.
The owner says, “Well, it knows how to use a computer.”
The customer asks about the next parrot and is told “That one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system.”
Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot and is told “That one costs 2,000 dollars.”
Needless to say this begs the question “What can IT do?”
To which the owner replies “To be honest I have never seen it do a thing but the other two call him boss!”

Moral: Bosses / Team leaders / Department heads are just people who manage a group of creative and talented members but have no other qualities at all.

 

Memorable quotes

We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.  - Albert Einstein  

 

 

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