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There was an intensely loyal Awami League supporter teaching in a small town in Rajshahi. He was in charge of a grade one class. One day, he asks his class how many of them are ‘Hasina fans’.

Not really knowing what a Hasina fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy - Momin.
The teacher asks Momin why he has decided to be different. Momin says, "I'm not a Hasina fan."

The teacher says, "why aren't you a Hasina fan?"

Momin says, "I'm a Dr. Younus fan."

The teacher asks why he's a Younus fan. The boy says, "well, my mother's a Younus fan, and my father is also a Younus fan, so I'm a Younus fan!"

The teacher is kind of angry, so he says, "what if your mother was a brain less creature, and your father was an idiot and had a head above those of elephants, what would that make you?"

Momin says, "That would definitely make me a Hasina fan".